#386 - Chu Meng: The princess weighs 200 pounds and she doesn't mind your age
#386 - Chu Meng: The princess weighs 200 pounds and she doesn't mind your age
Heaven Suspension Peak.
Gu An had just entered the courtyard when he saw Chu Meng grabbing Noodles, pulling open its mouth to inspect it.
Noodles' fins were flapping non-stop, and its tail was stiff.
"Its stomach is fine, so why doesn't it like eating peanuts?" Chu Meng wondered aloud as she examined it.
Gu An felt a little unbearable and said, "Senior, maybe it just doesn't want to eat them today."
Hearing Gu An's voice, Chu Meng closed Noodles' mouth and then said, "I think it has a problem with me. It always hides from me when I come."
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Why does it have a problem? Have you ever thought about that? Gu An sighed inwardly.
The first time he saw Noodles' mouth open so wide was when Chu Meng laid her hands on it.
"Wa lei, wa lei, wa la la!" As soon as Noodles' mouth was released, it started uttering something.
"What is it saying?" Chu Meng curiously asked Gu An.
Gu An said with a straight face, "It's saying Senior is beautiful, kind-hearted, and really good-looking!"
Chu Meng looked at Gu An with some surprise and said, "You're different now."
"What's different?" Gu An asked.
Chu Meng looked at Gu An, quite emotionally: "Ever since you got a fiancée, the way you talk has started to change. You say you don't like it, but you're actually very happy inside, right?
After all, you're so old, it's not easy to find a fiancée.
Now that the sect is distributing Dao partners, you say you refuse.
But at night, you hide in your blankets, probably laughing out loud."
Gu An: "..."
You really know how to talk.
If your Dao partner weighed two hundred pounds, would you hide in your blankets and laugh?
Gu An picked up Noodles from in front of her, casually threw it into the lake, and then said, "Senior, did you come this time because there's been progress on the princess's side?"
"What progress?" Chu Meng washed her hands, then picked up peanuts and started eating them.
She kindly grabbed a handful for Gu An as well.
The latter habitually accepted them and said, "Regarding the matter of letting the princess escape the marriage, as long as I get any benefits, I will hand them over to her, so she can rest assured.
I have never had any thoughts about these things, nor have I ever wanted her to fall into the abyss."
"Whether you have thoughts or not doesn't matter," Chu Meng said, eating peanuts and then taking out some pastries. "The main thing is whether that princess is willing."
Gu An was stunned and looked at Chu Meng in some surprise: "What did Senior say?"
"The princess isn't easy to marry off at two hundred pounds, and you're not easy to find a wife at your age.
So, the princess wants to get married. She thinks someone like you is just right, so neither of you has to dislike the other, and you can live a peaceful life," Chu Meng said earnestly.
Gu An stared blankly at the person in front of him, feeling quite bewildered.
Even more unbelievable.
He never dreamed that this would be the answer.
Gu An immediately tried to dissuade her, "Senior, why don't you reconsider? Old and fat are different. Old can't be reversed, but fat can be reduced. I've read many stories that say many fat girls, once they lose weight, become as beautiful as immortals.
Presumably, the princess is also like that. She shouldn't feel inferior because she's fat.
At least she should try to lose weight and then see her stunning figure before making a decision.
Otherwise, she will definitely regret it in the future."
"You said it yourself, how can cultivators be fat? It must be a problem with the cultivation technique, making it difficult to lose weight," Chu Meng said with a look of regret. "So she's fat and you're old, you're a perfect match."
Saying that, Chu Meng looked at Gu An and said, "You wouldn't still be thinking about that bitch, would you? Although you're also a bitch, the gap between you is quite big. You can't even see her.
Instead of thinking about her, you might as well think about me.
But that's not possible now. The princess is your fiancée. If you think about me, the princess might be unhappy."
Gu An widened his eyes, staring at the person in front of him in bewilderment.
Do you even hear what you're saying?
Gu An's heart is set on the Dao. Whether it's the princess, Chu Meng, or that Immortal Fairy Xun Yue.
He doesn't have any thoughts about any of them. What he needs now is to cultivate and improve his cultivation.
Gu An was silent for a moment and finally decided to put these things aside. It was more important to focus on his current situation.
"Senior came not just to say this, right?" Gu An said, eating peanuts. "Is there a way to deal with the Heavenly Maiden lineage?"
"According to the news, the people of the Heavenly Maiden lineage will open the secret realm tomorrow. This secret realm is used to find the Eye of Heavenly Punishment," Chu Meng picked up the plate of peanuts and then said, "So you have to make a big commotion so that the secret realm can't detect the outside situation.
Logically speaking, you have half a month. The secret realm will detect this place in about that time, but I can use a magic weapon to turn that time into a month.
In other words, the people of the Heavenly Maiden lineage will only be able to truly detect the Eye of Heavenly Punishment in the middle and late of next month.
What you have to do is also very simple. In a month, completely stir up the water inside the secret realm.
If it's chaotic inside, it will be difficult to proceed outside."
"Then how do I stir it up?" Gu An asked.
Chu Meng shook her head: "How would I know that? You can think of a way to throw something important in to make people fight over it.
Anyway, it's to attract people to enter, the stronger the better."
"Treasure?" Gu An thought of something and then asked Chu Meng to come into the room.
"Alone, man and woman, what do you want to do?" Chu Meng asked, looking wary.
Gu An: "..."
Weren't you in the room before?
And that was the main hall.
What are you worried about?
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't even enter someone else's door," Chu Meng said quite emotionally. "As your superior, I'm really too good to you."
Saying that, Chu Meng walked in.
However, she asked Gu An to bring the food in.
After entering, Gu An didn't hesitate and took out Chen Changfeng's drawing: "Senior, take a look, what is this?"
Chu Meng didn't reach out, but glanced at it.
Then she leaned back.
Gu An was quite puzzled: "What's wrong, Senior?"
"Are you sick?" Chu Meng looked at Gu An seriously and said, "You have a disease, a disease where you're not comfortable unless you cause trouble for your superiors."
Gu An was perplexed: "Is this thing very dangerous?"
"It's not dangerous, but if you continue to hold it, I can offer incense to you in a few days.
Then your fiancée, the princess, will be a widow," Chu Meng said emotionally. "She might think you're not even afraid of death in order to escape the marriage. Weighing two hundred pounds, she might be ashamed to death."
Hearing this, Gu An was startled.
He immediately leaned back.
He just looked perplexed: "What exactly is this thing?"
"Weak Water Forbidden Book," Chu Meng moved the chair back and said, "Where should I start with this?"
Chu Meng pondered for a moment before speaking: "It still has to start with Weak Water. It is rumored that there are three thousand Great Daos, and Weak Water is three thousand miles. Weak Water revolves around the Great Dao, washing away the Great Dao, and can wash away all negative things.
But as the turbid Qi of heaven and earth increases, the turbid Qi of all things and the resentment of living beings fall into the Weak Water and settle at the bottom.
Turbid Qi, resentment, anger, all negative things have become the background color of Weak Water.
Over the long years, Weak Water began to change.
The clear river water became turbid and filthy.
If filth revolves around the Great Dao, there will be problems.
So the power of the Great Dao shook, leading Weak Water into nothingness, banishing three thousand miles of Weak Water.
But the Weak Water itself is something that coexists with the Great Dao, impossible to restrain or control.
After being banished, it instead flowed from the void into the human world, like countless evils descending upon mankind.
Countless people were trapped in the Weak Water, unable to escape.
Under the Great Dao, all things sink, and life withers and breaks.
Spiritual energy or cultivation is useful in the Weak Water, but not very useful.
The rain, like a flood, swept across the earth.
Living beings were almost reduced to sediments of the Weak Water.
It was a scene of world destruction.
Later, a powerful figure of great talent wrote and compiled about the Weak Water.
Thus, the Weak Water Forbidden Book was born.”
Hearing this, Gu An was stunned, then looked at the drawing on the table and said, “So, the three thousand miles of Weak Water is inside this?”
After a pause, he suddenly thought of something and said, “Then it should also be in the seal, not to the point of endangering life, right?”
Chu Meng smiled and said, “Look at the symbols and words on it, look carefully.”
Hearing this, Gu An looked at the drawing, examining it closely.
He discovered a tiny river within the words and symbols, faintly showing signs of flowing.
This discovery startled Gu An somewhat.
He was certain that when he first received it, these things were not there.
“Why is this happening?” Gu An asked, puzzled, “It shouldn’t have been there at first.”
“Of course not. You are a man who has been burned by the Eye of Heavenly Punishment. You inherently possess the ability to awaken the ancient. Not only can you awaken ancient existences, but you can also break seals with a certain probability.” Chu Meng said while eating peanuts, “So, this thing was destined for this outcome once you touched it.
“Even if you hadn’t obtained it, it would still be unlocked if it stayed around you long enough.”
Hearing this, Gu An subconsciously looked towards the courtyard: “Will it affect the seal of the Eye of Heavenly Punishment?”
Chu Meng said with a hopeless tone: “Yes, so it can only be sealed for more than ten years. Originally, this side effect was nothing, but who knew that you would get the Eye of Heavenly Punishment and then the Weak Water Forbidden Book? I must owe you from my past life, to be tormented by you like this.”
Gu An was puzzled. If he could unlock the seal, would the Twelve Stars of Sui Chen also be affected?
He immediately asked.
“Probably not.” Chu Meng shook her head: “I’m not sure, but from the current look, Sui Chen hasn’t been affected. Perhaps when your strength is sufficient, you might even be able to control the many changes brought about by the Eye of Heavenly Punishment.”
“Then what should I do now?” Gu An asked.
Without hesitation, he immediately put the item into the Third Star. This was currently the strongest sealing technique.
“Let it keep the Eye of Heavenly Punishment company.” Chu Meng said casually while eating pastries.
Gu An was silent for a moment and said, “Is that feasible?”
“No one has tried it before, but where did you get this thing?” Chu Meng asked.
Gu An told her the truth.
“Is this Chen Changfeng so dangerous?” Chu Meng was also surprised.
“Yes, I want to send him away. Senior, would you like to give him to your superior?” Gu An asked.
“You want me to be demoted? Want to be my superior?” Chu Meng stared at Gu An and asked.
Gu An was speechless.
Your brain isn't normal.
He ate the pastry, unsure of what to do for a moment.
Could this thing be given to the sect?
It felt like it wouldn't work.
Then he should find a way to give it to the Divine Monarch Hall.
“You’re engaged. Do you have any thoughts?” Chu Meng suddenly asked.
“I heard that the sect will open a special forest for me. Senior, do you know when it will be open?” Gu An asked.
“You’re just thinking about logging?” Chu Meng asked in surprise.
Gu An shook his head: “I’m thinking about cultivating. Logging can temper oneself.”
“Isn’t that still thinking about logging.” Chu Meng chuckled and said, “How is your mission going?”
Gu An told her the truth, that the item was still near the Dao Sect.
There was no way to get it for the time being.
Chu Meng got up and said, “I will also enter when the secret realm opens. If you go in, remember to find me to go together.”
Gu An nodded.
After all, disrupting the secret realm would also require Chu Meng’s help.
But how could he disrupt it?
Afterwards, Chu Meng left.
Gu An sighed, also unsure of what to do.
Especially with the appearance of the Weak Water Forbidden Book, it was truly one wave after another.
A perfectly good thing turned into a disaster in his hands.
Chen Changfeng was indeed the source of the disaster.
He also didn’t understand why those people regarded the other party as a treasure.
They had to get him.
He wouldn't want him even if he was given to him.
The next day.
The sect announced that the secret realm would open at Thousand Dust Peak.
All disciples can participate.
As long as the secret realm approves, they can enter, and one-tenth of the treasures obtained must be handed over.
The rest belongs to the individual.
The entrance to the secret realm will exist for two months.
The secret realm will close in three months.
If they do not come out within three months, there is a certain probability that they will not be able to come out.
This matter caused no small disturbance in the sect.
Gu An also planned to enter today.
However, he first chatted with the Blood Demon Divine Monarch for a while.
He asked him to inform the people inside when the Divine Monarch Hall opened that Monk Chiyin had been sent to the Cangmu Sect’s secret realm.
The secret realm can only be entered for these two months.
Afterwards, Gu An tried to notify Dongfang Changli, telling her that he was going to bring Monk Chiyin into the sect’s secret realm to let him leave.
In addition, he hoped that she could spread the news.
The other party agreed, saying that she would help for free this time.
Mainly because the things obtained from the Mind Demon were too specific.
She was afraid of feeling bad if she didn't help a little more.
Afterwards, Gu An went to the First Courtyard and brought out Ye Xiu and Monk Chiyin.
Chen Changfeng was unwilling. He felt that he should be the one going with them.
Soon.
The three went to the entrance of the secret realm and successfully disappeared at the entrance.
Watching the three enter, two people walked out from the shadows.
A young fairy said disdainfully, “I still don’t think there’s anything to be concerned about with this Gu An.
However, he does have a disguised aura on him.
But other than that, there’s nothing else.
He even brought two people to protect him.
Does he also know that his cultivation is average?”
At this time, the middle-aged man beside the fairy said, “Let’s go. After we go in, you get closer and follow him, and I’ll stay further away. If you think it’s appropriate, you can try to make contact.”
“I really don’t understand your thoughts. Being careful and cautious in this remote place is understandable, but a Golden Core late stage, does he need to be treated so cautiously?” The fairy shook her head and said indifferently, “Don’t even mention Golden Core. Even if his cultivation is several realms higher, it won’t make any difference to us.”
“Let’s go. First, let’s see what the other party’s situation is. We can know if there are any problems by watching carefully.” The middle-aged man said calmly, “After all, this person is just an insignificant part. There’s no need to get angry.”
“The investigation is almost done. Can I kill him?” the fairy asked.
“He is a member of the Dongdao Ancient State’s royal family. If you’re not worried about the subsequent trouble, then do as you please.” The middle-aged man said calmly.
The fairy smiled and said, “Then I’ll see if the royal family has the energy to come looking for trouble with me.”
Saying that, the two followed and entered the secret realm.
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